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EZGZ on 5/7/2006!
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The
> pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to
> express
> Praise for answered prayers.
> A lady stood and walked to the
> podium.
>
> She said, "I have
> a Praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom,
> had a terrible Motorcycle wreck and
> his scrotum was completely
> crushed. The pain was excruciating
> and the doctors didn`t know if
> they could help him."
>
> You could hear a muffled gasp
> from every man in the congregation
> as they imagined the pain that poor
> Tom must have experienced.
>
> "Tom was unable to hold me or
> the children," she went on
> "and every move caused him terrible
> pain. We prayed as the doctors
> performed a delicate operation, and
> it turned out they were able to
> piece together the crushed remnants
> of Tom`s scrotum, and wrap
> wire around and through it in
> places to hold it in place."
>
> Again, the men in the
> congregation were unnerved and squirmed
> uncomfortably as they imagined the
> horrible surgery performed on Tom.
>
> "Now," she announced in a
> quavering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom
> is out of the hospital and the
> doctors say that with time, his scrotum
> should recover completely."
>
> All the men sighed with obvious
> relief. The pastor rose and tentatively
> asked if anyone else had something
> to say.
>
> A man stood up and
> walked slowly to the podium.
>
> He said, "Hi, I`m Tom.
> The entire congregation held its
> breath.
>
> "I just want to
> thank and also explain to my wife again that the word
> is
> Sternum."
VTHUNDER on 9/20/2009!
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That there was real funny!!!!!!!!
brianstrimwork on 11/19/2006!
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Good ending.
Double on 5/20/2007!
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gmcginnis on 11/12/2006!
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That was a good one !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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